Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Off Trach

Kris Benson is out for the season with a torn rotator cuff. Benson injured his shoulder when vacationing on Whore Island. He will be replaced by an equally craptastic Steve Trachsel and his "Back on Trach" headlines.

Benson tears rotator cuff; O's reach deal with Trachsel

1 comment:

M. Van Buren said...

I wonder whether it annoys Benson that he is only famous because of his stripper wife. Granted he would be semi-famous due to his position as an MLB pitcher, but when is the last time you have ever heard him mentioned in a newspaper article or on Sportscenter without his wife being brought up?

Without the floozie, he is basically a poor man's Kip Wells.