Friday, March 23, 2007

Greatest Congressman of All-Time

Don't let the fact that he is currently in prison influence your opinion of James Traficant...he is still the most quotable politician in our lifetimes.

Here is a smattering of his statements:

Screwed Up

I hate the fact that I am but an ordinary man, so I love to see it when celebrities, actors, athletes and public officials screw up in public. It lets me know that despite the fact that I have led a remarkably unremarkable life, I am still better than these people who just happened to be at the right place at the right time. So this is my attempt to broadcast the shortcomings of all of these notable personalities in the way that I know profiling them on our blog with its massive readership and huge ad revenue.

Up yours you fancy people with your complicated shoes!!!!!

Here is a small potato to get this rolling....UP YOURS QVC!!!

You may be falling down due to the ladder, but you will fall even farther after we are through with you....UP YOURS AGAIN QVC!!!

One celebrity (Sheppard Smith of Fox News) attempts to bring down another celebrity (J-Lo)....well I got news for the both of you....DOUBLE UP YOURS!!!

I'm sure you saw this one coming Sylvia Browne (or maybe you didn't)...but I think I'm sensing something......UP YOURS!!!

It is scary to think about all of the people who are plotting to ruin the United States....

I don't have to say "Up Yours" to ol' Bushie....he is already all over the concept of Up Yours:

Answer the Bell- Classic Mike Tyson Interviews

NSFW in parts due to language, but you can't beat an unhinged Mike Tyson. My personal favorite.

Tyson talking to a female reporter, "I normally don't give interviews to women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk...unless you want know."

Iron Mike Tyson? Nope...Smooth Mike Tyson is more like it.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Photographic Evidence that Yankee fans are the worlds biggest assholes

Hillary says she's not a Mets fan and definately a Cubs and Yankees fan. So she likes the least and most successful teams over the past century. Nice to see she can't even take a stance when it comes to picking a fucking team to support. Well, she did exclude the Mets. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I mean, a Mets fan. Tim Robbins may be embarrasing, but that's as bad as it gets. Let's Go Obama!

More Names...

Today is a great day here at Inappropriate Hugs. Why? Because there have been more names from the roid ring (ESPN) have been leaked, and, surprise, they are all professional wrestlers. The fact the pro wrestlers are using steriods is not shocking, but some of the names that have been released are (a bit). Without further adu, your march inductees to the 2007 Juice Hall Of Fame:

1. Randy Orton: No surprise here. From all accounts this guy is a giant douche (he once took a dump in one of the female wrestlers bags). Juice of Choice: stanozolol, nandrolone, anastrozole, Clomiphene citrate, oxandrolone and testosterone

2. Adam Copeland, aka "Edge": A little bit surprising.. as you can tell by the pic, he isn't the biggest guy around*. Juice of choice: HGH

3. Shane Helms aka "The Hurricane": This is surprising, I have seen this guy in person, he is pretty small*. Juice of Choice: HGH

4. Oscar Guuierrez, aka "Rey Mystero Jr": Another really small guy*. Smaller then the Hurricane, though he does look pretty jacked in this picture. Juice of Choice: nandrolone stanozolol

5. Eddie Guerrero: No Shit, this guy was as big as a5'8" guy could get, plus he died of an enlarged heart. He also had a sick mullet. Juice of Choice: HCG, stanozolol

This goes to show you, not all juicers look like this:

*For a wrestler

Monday, March 19, 2007

Edgar Sosa: El Tigre? More like Maricón

Everyone seems to be in love with the way Gus Johnson calls games. I’m not entertained. I find it annoying. And I certainly didn’t enjoy his 2 hour suckfest of Louisville freshmen Edgar Sosa on Saturday. I have Texas A&M as champs in my bracket and it was bad enough listening to the roar from the “neutral” Kentucky crowd during the game, I didn’t need Johnson fellating Sosa on top of it. Did you know Sosa was from the Bronx? Not sure if you caught that. He’s one tough cookie. Too bad he plays with the mannerisms of Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds. Anyway, I may be the only one looking forward to James Brown’s boring calling of the later rounds of games. Just thought I’d get my rant in against Gus.

Sayonara Balls

Some more ball slapping brilliance from the Land of the Rising Sun: