Wednesday, March 7, 2007

O.J. did it?

Usually one to steer clear of controversy, OJ Simpson and his slow-moving sperm want in on the Anna Nicole Smith baby's daddy sweepstakes. Oh, so now OJ's cool with DNA testing? I'm no expert, but looking at the baby it doesn't appear to be OJ's.

Unless maybe the chocolate-face is developed later in life or something? Judging from this stock-footage of Anna and OJ's first encounter, they did have a long lasting relationship though. Certainly is a pattern developing with OJ and dead blondes...

2 comments:

TheMachine said...

that baby will be as big a whore as her mother was... She shouldnt even bother going to school, because we all know she will end up being a pole dancer, both figuratively and literally... even with all the money she'll get...

Young James said...

Sweet, touching words concerning an innocent infant.