Thursday, March 8, 2007

John Popper is a Straight Thug


Proving that playing the harmonica is just as gangsta as popping Cristal, John Popper of Blues Traveler was arrested yesterday after speeding at 111 mph in his drug and weapon laden car. Handguns, rifles, tasers, pot, night vision goggles, Poppy didn't limit himself to a single genre of contraband.

I guess his weight loss really went to his head and he decided he needed to start popping caps in anybody who used to call him "The Fat Guy from Blues Traveler."

It is only a matter of time before Jared from Subway goes on a killing spree.

2 comments:

Young James said...

Imagine the horrors this guy could cause if he keeps it up?

M. Van Buren said...

El gordo mata todo los personas!!! Que horrible!!!