Tuesday, February 27, 2007

America's #1 Enemy

Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Iran, the Crips, the Bloods, Y2K, the hole in the Ozone layer, the murdering Howard K. Stern.....they all pale in comparison to the biggest menace facing Americans on the streets today.

Out of control midget street performers.....this video will send shivers down your spine. (Down your very short and truncated spine if you happen to be a midget....and don't be fooled by the outcome of this video, these cops just had the wool pulled over their eyes by this devious little man.)

1 comment:

Young James said...

You know (you probably don't) how you need to keep kids in car "booster" seats until they're like 8 years old because the seatbelts don't fit them right until they grow more? Well, midgets should probably be required to be in them for life. When they buckled him up in the backseat he was at severe risk of choking or abdominal bleeding.