The internet is great for online shopping, current news stories, email, chat rooms, etc., but there are certain limitations to the content that is available on it. For example, you simply cannot find a video of a French tailor jumping off of the Eiffel Tower in order to test an overcoat that he built that was supposed to double as a parachute.
Oh wait, never mind, you can find that....oh you glorious internet!! You never cease to entertain me!!