Monday, March 12, 2007
Isiah Thomas Has Compromising Photos of Jim Dolan and a Horse
The only possible explanation for Isiah Thomas's multiyear extension is that he has some evidence that Jim Dolan is a fan of human/equine lovemaking. There has been an improvement between last season's squad and the 2006-2007 version, but this hardly qualifies as clear and convincing evidence that Thomas is the right guy for this job.
He drafts well. That is it.....that is the only accolade that I can bestow upon Zeke with any certainty at all. He is still the king of awful contracts, dumb trades, and dumb non-trades (buying out expiring contracts instead of trading them). Oh, I forgot, he is also awesome at sexual harrassment. I want to make sure he gets credit for that.
Hopefully Dolan comes to his senses and realizes that his love for all things horsey is no longer a taboo subject in our society. If he wants to make sweet love to a horse, that is his business, but he doesn't need to foist Thomas upon us in order to make penance for it.