Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Jerramy Stevens Tries Out Medicinal Marijuana and Booze Combo

In an attempt to cure his affliction of stone hands and lack of work ethic, the Seattle Seahawks's Jerramy Stevens has turned to the one tried and true medicinal combo.......the sticky icky and booze. Unfortunately for Stevens, the police don't look to kindly upon the use of these herbal remedies when the patient is driving, resulting in Stevens's arrest early Tuesday morning.

Stevens will be crushed to learn that you also can't use ganja to cure the pain from knees to the bizallsack.

1 comment:

Young James said...

Thanks for reminding me about the outstanding work of my Matt Hasselbeck / Shaun Alexander fantasy combo last season. Those SportsCenter stats really brought it all back for me.