Thursday, May 3, 2007

His arm better be falling off


Carl Pavano is scheduling a visit to see the esteemed Dr James Andrews. All I am going to say is his forearm better be ripped from the bone. If it isn't, Carl Pavano is the biggest pussy ever. Your telling me he can't pitch because of "grabbing" in his forearm? Hey Carl, pitchers pitch hurt all the time. You are not going to be 100% all season. Stop being such a puss and get the fuck out there when your team needs you. If the Yankees felt that this injury was serious, don't you think he would have been on the first plane to Alabama after the game where he went 7 innings, letting up 2 runs on 6 hits against the Twins (not to bad for someone with "grabbing' of the forearm)? So for Carls sake, I hope the good Dr. James schedules his forearm reattachment surgery for early next week.

3 comments:

TheMachine said...

go banh alyssa carl..thats all ur good at..

Young James said...

Yeah... I say Cashman should go before Joe. He put this shit team together. Can't blame Joe for overusing the bullpen when the starters are all MIA. Fuck it, maybe they should go together. These primadonnas need a good shaking. Not a lot of life in that team.

M. Van Buren said...

Mike and the Mad Dog were talking about this today, and they claim that a trip to Dr. Andrews is the equivalent of saying "We have no clue what is wrong with you, so either let the expert find something medically wrong with you or go pitch."

I really don't know if this guy is just a malingerer or is honestly in chronic pain, but he is easily the worst new pitcher the Yankees have acquired in the past 5 years.

Oops....I mean after Kevin Brown....oh, and Randy Johnson.

Whatever happened to Kevin Brown anyway?